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Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.

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Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.

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Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding bag.

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Man who crosses the ocean twice without washing is a dirty double crosser.

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Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

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Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam.

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Don't sweat the petty stuff .....and don't pet the sweaty stuff.

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Woman who wear jockstrap have make believe ballroom.

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Woman who slides down banister makes monkey shine.

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Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.

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Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out.

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Woman who puts detergent on top shelf, jump for Joy.

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It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.

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Man have more hair on chest than woman, but on whole woman have more.

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Man who cut self while shaving, lose face.

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Man who eats photo of father, soon spitting-image of father.

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Man who lay woman on ground gets piece on earth.

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Man who plays with self pulls boner.

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Man who take sleeping pill and laxative on the same night will wake up in deep sh*t.

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Crowded elevator always smell different to midget.

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Baseball all wrong -- man with four balls cannot walk.

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House without toilet is uncanny.

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Man trapped in brothel get jerked around.

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Man's wife his better half, his mistress his better whole.

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Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get tone of A flat miner.

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Man who sneezes without tissue takes matters in his own hands.

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Wise man never play leapfrog with unicorn.

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Man who suck woman's tit make clean breast of things.

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Man who walk in middle of road get run over by bus.

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Wife not part of furniture, until screwed on bed.

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Woman laid in tomb may soon become mummy.

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Man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self.

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Man who jizz in cash register come into money.

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Dumb man climb tree to get cherry, wise man spread limbs.

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Don't drink and park - accidents cause people.

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State of pregnancy exist when woman takes seriously something poked in fun.

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He who buries a man's wife alive, should not expect to sit at that man's dinner table without the subject coming up.

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